A Cad’s Guide to Halloween
Halloween, officially known as International Monsters Night, is the second scariest time of the year (the morning of New Year’s Day being the most ghoulish). Any cad worth his, her or its salt will use this night of witchery and jiggery-pokery to create mischief and further his, her or its own cause.
Why gin drinkers are splendid
“When Einstein destroyed belief in ether, gin took over as the fifth element”
— Aurelio Calzada, ‘Maravilloso is the evening’
Men are from cat people and women are from dog people. You can complete a million online personality tests to determine which President, horror film character or Byzantine pickle you are.